The Things That Go On In The "Real World"

You know, we are pretty sequestered down here, there is so much work to be done, sometimes it resembles working at a post office - you're just never finished. When we get a chance to go home, we just crash out, maybe catch a little bit of the Late Late show with Craig Ferguson, if we're lucky.

But, The higher-ups are always walking in with the papers, news, National Enquirers, and they usually make their way down here, although by then it is weeks old.

But this last month has been dominated by Blonds and Babies!

Heather Mills McCartney goes nuts, and Ann Coulter is a shape-shifter, according to DeadBrain, US.

Denise Richards, Richie Sambora, Charlie Sheen, David Spade, and Heather Locklear, WOW! Where to start?

Britany Spears defends herself to Matt Lauer - at least she didn't call him names.

Jennifer Aniston still can't make a move without flashbulbs going off in her face, then some completely fabricated story made up to match her expression, good god.

And the Pitt-Jolie birth - you'd be hard pressed not to think it was the Second Coming what with all of the news coverage.

And Brooke and Katie give birth on the same day at the same hospital - I'm SURE Brooke and Tom were all geared up to argue during labor pains.

Sometimes, I don't want to escape from here. Sometimes, compared to out there, it actually feels sane down here.

How scary is THAT?

UCLA Marijuana Study

Well, guess what? Dr Hiyam Heigh got it all wrong as usual. That's him, smoking away. The black stripe over his eyes really helps his anonymity around here, generally he is not wearing that. But sometimes he is. And those pretty plants around his house are not ferns. It is not that the man is stoned, he''s NUTS! But pretty much everyone around here is, so it's no big deal, except when he blasts off some crazy article. It doesn't happen very often, and when it does, he is usually not seen for months.
Even the spinning liars here at the WME have a wild card or two in the closet.