The Teether Info Is Out

Okay, I am dying of laughter. A few days ago, the magazine DeadBrain wrote a featured article about the contaminated teether recall, and let it spill that everyone in the White House sucks on a teether, and has their particular favorites. This DeadBrain reporter who writes the health report seems to try and write about what is really going on, even though the P.R. people here are ALWAYS denying the allegations. I wish we could somehow get in touch with that reporter and feed them more information. I have to write that on my "to do" list.

One of the things they do not know is that Dr. Eudaimonia and his circle of cronies provide those teethers to the White House, and the teethers have been treated with an assortment of medications that the administration don't know they are ingesting. And guess who gives that order? Barbara Bush and Karl Rove.

Go to:

DeadBrain

Read "The Health Report" - Breaking News - President Bush's favorite teether recalled for contamination.

The information is incomplete, but it is accurate, believe me.

I am sending RayMan on a mission to find this reporter.